Monday, April 23, 2007

Volunteer voodoo

I had my pre-departure medical today. I tried very hard to be a good patient and did everything I was told. Apparently I seem completely physically well. Which I kind of knew, but it's nice to be told by someone else who has lots more letters after their name than I do.

Afterwards I got to have 4 vaccinations and a blood test, so it was all fun in Camp Quynh today. Hopefully my immune system is busily making antibodies to the following as I type;
  • Japanese encephalitis
  • Rabies
  • Flu
  • Typhoid
The travel doc and I were talking about how much I get bitten by mosquitoes and about all the lovely things I'll catch because of that. Basically, it looks like I'll get malaria and die.

Reminder to self: buy vats of permethrin. And steroids.

I've got two more lots of jabs to go and then I should basically become a walking repository of humoral immunity. Yeah, baby. Although apparently the occasional unfortunate person has the JE vaccine and then keels over and dies of anaphylaxis like, a week later. They gave me a red piece of paper that explains this to whoever is around to give me medical attention if this happens. You'd kind of hope they'd just work out that I needed adrenaline and not fuss too much with the reason why, right? "Oh hello, look at this puffy, red, swollen person who can't breathe - ooooooh, Japanese encephalitis vaccine. Isn't that interesting?"

Anyway. Gee my arms are sore. Typical sooky doctor, that's me.

I'm beginning to think that Ernie is not really going to sink in before he arrives. I think in the end he will probably just gallop up and knock me almost unconscious with shock and terror and OHMYGODWHATAMIDOING??? at the airport.

More importantly, though - I need to work out where to have my farewell drinks bash. Ideas, anyone?

Oh - one more thing. I found this Anatole France quote on another aid worker's blog today and quite liked it:

"Tous les changements, même les plus souhaités, ont leur mélancolie, car ce que nous quittons, c'est une partie de nous-mêmes; il faut mourir à une vie pour entrer dans une autre."

("All changes, even the most longed-for, have their melancholy, for what we leave behind is a part of ourselves; one has to die in one life to enter another." Goodness my French is rusty.)

6 comments:

Unknown said...

You should have your farewell drinks here.

Nat said...

Helloooo!

When I went to Malaysia a few years ago I got 7 vaccinations in the one doctor's visit. I feel your pain.

When leaving for San Diego, I had my OHMYGODWHATAMIDOING??? moment when I picked up my visa from the US consulate. However, I did also see Tex Perkins there so maybe I was just awestruck. He was quite a nice distraction while I waited 2 hours for my visa interview. Anyway!

On a sidenote - I am still waiting for you to return my Coldplay album that you mention in your favourite bands!

You should have your farewell drinks here. Reckon!

Don said...
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Don said...

As neither of the above suggestions is in Melbourne, I suggest somewhere in Melbourne with no loud music but cheap, good beer.

And you are a sooky doctor. Suck it up! I'm sure you'll be doling out worse to your patients. ;p

Q. said...

Who deleted??

I hate that.

I'm thinking Melbourne Supper Club.

Don said...

Um...I deleted, because I'm still learning this non-LJ blog system and it double posted me.